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ALL YOUR AWESOME ARE BELONG TO US!

This is the opening to the SEGA game Zero Wing.  Basically it’s famous due to the poor translation from Japanese to English.  Which I find hysterically awesome!!

False Face

I was recently in the beautiful city of Ottawa where I took in many of the sights. I was showing my friend, and Batman expert, Pat my pictures from the visit.  It was then, while looking at pictures taken on the famous Rideau Canal, that we discovered a creepy and odd looking individual lurking in the background. Pat immediately recognized him as Batman’s nemesis, False Face! False Face is a criminal make-up artist and master of disguise who uses his skill to impersonate people. I have notified Commissioner Gordon of the Gotham Police Department and made him aware that False Face may be hiding in Canada and was last known to be in Ottawa. I can only hope that this evil impersonator is not still following me, constantly changing his look, and plotting to kidnap me to get to my best friend, Batman…..

This is the opening sequence to the Pixar film UP.  Brilliantly done and worth a share.  Fantastic evolution of love and life all done without any words. Beautiful, loving, sad, heart-warming, and tragic all in 4 and a half minutes. Classic film-making!</

10 THINGS I HATE ON FACEBOOK

#1 - PASSIVE POSTS 

And now number 1! Here is the numero uno Facebook crime that makes me irate.  These passive aggressive, non-confrontational “Dear guy sitting next to me on bus, your music is blasting and not everyone on the bus wants to hear it.” Or the “No need to talk on your cell phone the entire ride while eating sushi. Thanks!” If you’re so tough and full of attitude that you need to post this on the interweb, how come you don’t have the balls to REALLY turn to the person and say it? Instead of typing out a dumb update you tell the guy to cut the crap?  Not only would that get results, but it would be a productive use of your time and force actual face-to-face socialization with another human being. 

10 THINGS I HATE ON FACEBOOK

#2 SELF QUOTERS

I hate a lot on Facebook…as one can see,  But one of the biggest things that pisses me off is when people quote themselves in their status or under their favorite quotes.  Who quotes themselves?  Honestly.  Who quotes themselves? Like for real, WHO QUOTES THEMSELVES??  You’re NOT funny and I don’t want to read the crappy conversation you had with your friend where you think you were sassy and witty.  Also, that quote you claim to have made up as been credited to Albert Einstein who I’m pretty sure said it before you.  Quote yourself….NEVER MORE!

10 THINGS I HATE ON FACEBOOK

#3 - PRIVATES

 People on Facebook that block their pics and hide all their info.  Even going so far as to disable anyone from writing on their wall.  If no one can write on your wall, what’s the point?  Also, by joining Facebook you are agreeing to b a part of the stalker community, you share your pics to let others spy on you while you keep tabs on them.  Hiding your pics is breaking the unwritten code of honor amongst Facebookies. 

10 THINGS I HATE ON FACEBOOK

#4 - SPORTS DORKS 

What is wrong with these losers who do running commentary of every sporting event, WHILE it’s happening.  If you’re such a big fan GET OFF THE COMPUTER and watch the game!!  Wouldn’t you rather enjoy it and support your team then miss all the action because your typing up your half-assed and extremely obvious analysis of every play? The worst is when another unathletic wanna-be jock replies to one of these worthless posts and the two get into a heated discussion.  No one cares what you think nor do we want our feed filled with you and your pathetic friends arguing about whose team is better or who is overpaid.  This is what you people do for fun?  Create your own chat room or forum so no one else has to be exposed to this vile exhibition of douchbaggery and loserdome. OR just watch the game and enjoy it.

10 THINGS I HATE ON FACEBOOK

#5 - MIRROR & SELF PICS

I hate how girls post thousands, no literally 1,000+ pictures of themselves in bathrooms of clubs and then claim to be “partying like rcokstars”  I’m positive when rock stars party they are on Charlie Sheen-like epic drug runs with pornstars booze, and cocaine everywhere.  NOT tipsy in a bathroom hosted a photo shoot for hours.  FAIL.  Also, all girls will name this album the SAME thing, the latest title or line from the newest hip hop song.  How original.  I’ts one thing to be an egomaniac and think you are great looking - it’s another to stay home day after day taking pictures of yourself and then posting them online.  Ya loser.